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FIONA - 7 definitions
1.
A common girls name, it is of Irish and Gaelic origin, and its meaning is "fair, pale, white, beautiful". It's Latin origin means "wine".
"We are going to name our baby fiona"
"Fiona! behave yourself!"
2.
A sweet, but mentally unstable girl *so me.. haha!
1. hey look its fiona!
2. u mean that sweet but mentally unstable girl iv heard about?
1. exactly!
3.
A beautiful Flowerlike Woman who cares deeply for puppies and Bambi.
I so wish I was like Fiona. It's like she floats around on a cloud she's so pretty.
4.
A very beautifull lady who never lies. Many girls wish they could be like her, and guys wish they could date her. Often the coolest person in paradise. Her mother was a hippy.
"Whoa, did you see that sexy momma? She's sooo Fiona."
5.
This girl in my geography and P.E. class. She plays volleyball. uh shes pretty lazy when it comes to jumping jacks ive noticed. Yeah shes pretty cool
Patrick: Say Ari Fiona
Fiona: Ari
Ari: DUDE! those are some bodacious tata's
6.
A tall person that thinks shes bigger than everyone else, but just quite clearly isn't. Just tells people to fuck off when she wants.
Fiona:I don't think you work enough...
Person:HUH :S but i dooooo i work more than you...
Fiona:Ye well just leave...
7.
Commonly referred to as the "Wankcell" aptly named for the lack of brain cells to rub together. This specimen is female and has walrus like features, hence her declassification from the human race.
Her existance can be likened to that of the cockroach, as she just won't die no matter how hard you try. If you wish to attempt this then burning is the preferred method. However if you are to burn the Fiona, then you must do it before she burns you, just like she did to Nicholas Cage in the Wicker Man!
The Fiona can be located cowering from the perfection of the Rob, or from the pure gingerness of the Simon, needless to say, she is a coward.
The uses of the Fiona are very limited, unless she is burnt, in which case she makes a meal for cannibals, however the taste is said to be disgusting.
Should you ever come across this freak of nature, you must approach from behind and scare her, forcing her to scream. Do not worry, it is not a mating call, just a retarded reaction to fear. If you ever need to escape the bruning of the Fiona, ensure you always have dead hornets on your person to throw at her.
This is not a dangerous animal unless armed with a match, in which case shoot the little f*cker.
Fiona - retarded little pagan
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1 say(s):
didnt really read thru d thg but ur name seems containing lotsa "disapproving" meaning...hahaha
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